If you have more will power than me and can muscle up the strength to escape the asshole, you should! Run for the hills and never turn back! If the guy you are seeing possesses even one of these traits, dump his ass!
1.) His last name is a first name
It has been scientifically proven that when a guy is anointed with a last name that could be used as his first, something is chemically set off in his body that will make him the ultimate douche bag. I have never come across the exception to this rule.
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2.) He is a Gemini
I wish I knew why this was true, but there is something about Gemini males that is not compatible for dating. They could possibly be tamed for a few weeks but their true nature will eventually show. They will be back to treating you poorly, ignoring you and hooking up with other girls in no time. . .On second thought, this guy sounds kinda hot! Why are these assholes so alluring!
3.) Has texting issues
If you are talking to a guy that takes more than 15 minutes to text you back, you should drop him. This is the 21st century people! Everyone’s phones are practically glued to their hips; so not responding in a timely manner is simply unacceptable.
In many of my asshole exploits, I have encountered several of the sort. These guys will have many excuses for why it took so long to text you back:
Sorry, I passed out
Sorry I left my phone in my car
Sorry an alien from outer space came down and stole my phone
And yet, at the end of the day there is no excuse that is acceptable. Remember that you are the shit and you do not have to put up with such shenanigans.
4.) Begs you for sex
This will be your first sign that you have come in contact with an asshole. I came across a beggar one time. I told him I would not have sex with him on our first date but he kept begging after being shut down. He then went on to tell me how amazing he would be in bed. If a guy ever has to tell you how great he is in bed, there is a strong chance that he will not live up to these expectations . . .and he didn’t.
Now that you know what traits make up an asshole, go forth with this knowledge and use it to your advantage. If you now chose to date an asshole you have been warned! Although I wouldn’t really blame you for doing it. Why are they so hot?!
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