How to Heal A Bruised Ego

Healing a bruised ego after a blow to it can be a very distressing situation. Your ego needs to be nurtured and cared for to bring it back up to par with its usual standards. Although it may seem difficult at first, if you follow the steps below you will be back to your old big headed self again in no time at all!

1.) Put on your sexiest outfit and go look at yourself in the mirror for a minimum of an hour.

It is important that you pick this outfit out solely for your eyes only. It's as if you are seducing yourself. Then go look at yourself in the mirror and remind yourself that you are the hottest shit EVER! Just keep telling yourself this until you truly believe it. Then and only then can you step away from the mirror.

 

2.) Call up that old friend of yours.

Everyone has that one guy that for some reason worships the floor you walk on. Although you are not that interested in him, he is willing to hang out with you whenever you need him and will compliment you all night long. After one night out with this guy you will remember how desirable you really are.

 3.) Hit the club and get back out there!

A night out with your friends at the hottest dance club will immerse you back in to the game. Plus, dancing to your favorite jam at the club will make you feel sexy again while having a blast. There is nothing sexier than dancing.

It may be difficult at first to think that you will ever be as conceited as you once were when something breaks your ego. But you have to have faith that everything will be the way it once was again. And I guarantee that these steps will get you back to being a narcissist ASAP. So get your cocky self back out there! :)