How to Put Yourself on Social Media Probation

Since my last post was the #Facebooktantrum, it only seemed fitting to discuss the aftermath of your social media fall from grace. Well my friend, you are now on Social Media probation. You must remain on lock down for the next month (30 days) to restore the balance in the social media universe.

I know, I know . . . this will be a difficult time for you but let’s face it, you did this to yourself when you thought it was a good idea to live tweet your break up via your FB status. It’s time to pull your shit together and prove that you still have some dignity left. The steps below will help you get through this trying period. God speed!

DO’s

• Like your BFF’s photos
• Write happy b-day on your friend’s wall
•  Post of a hot pic of yourself and your BFF to wish them a happy b-day (this is your only exemption in posting pics-don’t take advantage of this and start claiming randos are your friends just so you can post a pic of yourself with them)

 DONTS

•           Comment on anyone’s post
•           Like any photos that are remotely related to the guy you are crushing on
•           Post any pictures (Let me be clear- NOTHING!)

The great thing about Social Media Probation is that you will arise from your ashes a new woman! Everyone will have be wondering what you have been up to while you were on hiatus because you are obviously the most important person in the world.

Now good luck on your time out! Comment below and tell me how your Social Media Probation went.