If you have more will power than me and can muscle up the strength to escape the asshole, you should! Run for the hills and never turn back! If the guy you are seeing possesses even one of these traits, dump his ass!
1.) His last name is a first name
It has been scientifically proven that when a guy is anointed with a last name that could be used as his first, something is chemically set off in his body that will make him the ultimate douche bag. I have never come across the exception to this rule.
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2.) He is a Gemini
I wish I knew why this was true, but there is something about Gemini males that is not compatible for dating. They could possibly be tamed for a few weeks but their true nature will eventually show. They will be back to treating you poorly, ignoring you and hooking up with other girls in no time. . .On second thought, this guy sounds kinda hot! Why are these assholes so alluring!
3.) Has texting issues
If you are talking to a guy that takes more than 15 minutes to text you back, you should drop him. This is the 21st century people! Everyone’s phones are practically glued to their hips; so not responding in a timely manner is simply unacceptable.
In many of my asshole exploits, I have encountered several of the sort. These guys will have many excuses for why it took so long to text you back:
Sorry, I passed out
Sorry I left my phone in my car
Sorry an alien from outer space came down and stole my phone
And yet, at the end of the day there is no excuse that is acceptable. Remember that you are the shit and you do not have to put up with such shenanigans.
4.) Begs you for sex
This will be your first sign that you have come in contact with an asshole. I came across a beggar one time. I told him I would not have sex with him on our first date but he kept begging after being shut down. He then went on to tell me how amazing he would be in bed. If a guy ever has to tell you how great he is in bed, there is a strong chance that he will not live up to these expectations . . .and he didn’t.
Now that you know what traits make up an asshole, go forth with this knowledge and use it to your advantage. If you now chose to date an asshole you have been warned! Although I wouldn’t really blame you for doing it. Why are they so hot?!
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What about guys who have girl's names as their first names?
ReplyDeleteGuys with girls names are safe! Go for it becaue they are probably a little sensitive due to their girly names so they will be nice to you! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat about a guy with a girl's name who also happens to have a first name as a last name. How big of a prick is he going to be???
ReplyDeleteThis has to be the most retarded guide I have ever seen. You know why? It was written by a woman. I don't have time to fuck around and text people all day I have a shit phone and a real life, job, and family. You can't tell me that actually meeting in person to talk and connect is better than texting all day and absolutely exouhsting you attention span for the individual. Seriously??? 21st century omg like I should care I'm not a text you billy bob and my uncle Tim kinda guy. I just don't text covo's get over it.
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