Tuesday, July 5, 2011

How to Be Mathematical


The math I’m talking about is not the same times tables and division you learned about in elementary school. This math is way more handy when it comes to matters of the heart!
Girly girls know how phenomenal they are but do not always realize that they must also date guys that are just as phenomenal as they are. If you are a 10 you should be dating a 10. . .but a lot of times we forget about our greatness and start dating way below our level. Have no fear! For this very reason I have created a system to make sure that you are dating someone that meets your standards. It takes out the confusion of wondering if you should continue to engage with a guy or if he is truly a loser.
* My point system ranges from 1 to 100. If a guy reaches 0 you are forbidden from ever speaking to him again! No Facebook chatting, no texting you are not even allowed to think about him! If he surpasses 100 he can be trusted and you should be treating him well! Below please find my mathematical genius. J
Give the guy the benefit of the doubt and no matter what start him off at 100 points.
Subtract points:
5 points                for talking about his ex girlfriend in front of you
5 points                taking longer than hour to text you back
10 points              for every hour after that
15 points              for texting you after 10:00pm
20 points              if more that 5 days pass without him contacting you
25 points              for being stupid
25 points              for flirting with another girl in front of you
95 points              for kissing another girl in front of you

Add points:

5 points                for each compliment he gives you
10 points              for being a gentleman and opening your doors
10 points              contacting you just to say hi
20 points              for being affectionate with you in front of his friends
35 points              for taking you out to dinner
50 points              taking you out on an original date

Let this point system guide you in the right direction and don’t settle for guys who aren’t A+ students!




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