How to Break Up with a Guy

After my previous post about falling in love, it only seemed appropriate that I discuss the actions that should be taken when the spark is gone and you want to get out of your current situation as quick as humanly possible!

You used to love his sense of humor, but now you are annoyed by his jokes . . . and everything else about him for that matter. So you have come to the conclusion that it is time to break up with him. But breaking up is a very sensitive situation that must be executed properly! If you do not handle this situation with care, you may end up scarring him for life and kill his ability to care about another person ever again!

For this reason you must follow the steps below:

Be standoffish for about a week

Take a long time to text him back, tell him you have other plans when he asks you to hang out and keep your conversations with him short. This is a critical step in the break up process because it cues him in to the fact that something is wrong without you just yelling at him “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE!” You can’t just come right out and say that! How rude!

Being rude to him before the break up will end up giving him some inner peace with the situation because he can say “I should have saw it coming, she was acting a so distant towards me”. He will then blame himself and you will not be held responsible. J So be rude to them so that they can have some closure!

Meet up with him at his house

This is where the action will go down! You want to break up with him at his house because he will feel safe in his own environment. He will be able to comfortably cry on his own pillow after you break the news to him. This will also allow you an easy way to exit strategy because you can just walk out the door. If you do this at your apartment, you won’t be able to get rid of him.

Keep it short and sweet

Tell him in three sentences or less how you feel and why you don’t think you guys are a good fit anymore. You don’t want to say too much because it’s only going to egg him on. He will want to ask questions and try to convince you to work out your problems. In this case, less is more. Say what you have to say and get out of there quick!

Break ups can be difficult, but the feeling of gaining your freedom back is priceless. So get it done so you can go make out with that hot guy you’ve been eyeing at the gym!