How to Treat Guys

This is one of those lifelong questions that often haunts our dreams. Many have researched and fretted over this enigmatic question. How do I treat a guy I like? Well look no further I have the answer to your question. After thorough investigation I have found that the answer is really quite simple

LIKE SHIT

We give guys way too much credit and think that they are capable of feelings. The studies have proven that guys (unless they are a completely matured adult) do not have feelings. This is valuable information to know because this means that you do not have to feel bad for treating them poorly. So go ahead,

Cheat on them

Lie to them

Ignore their text messages for days on end

And my personal favorite, make plans with him then don’t show up.

You may be saying “Girly girl, how can you be so cold hearted?” And I really don’t have an answer to that question, but I will tell you that for some reason guys seem to really enjoy this treatment. I can’t explain it but this will make them love you more and treat you better. They enjoy the challenge of the chase. After all, no one wants to date someone that’s easy! Then you’re just a little slut*, and those are only good for having sex with.

*DISCLAIMER: I am passing no judgment on the sluts of the world; it’s just not the best way to get a guy to like you.