How to Pick Your Friends

We’ve all heard the quote “you are the company you keep”. And it’s true! You will always be judged by the type of people you have around you. So you better make sure that you’re only surrounding yourself with the most amazing kick ass people this planet has to offer.

The people you associate with must possess the below qualities if they are to stay in your inner circle.

1.) Pretty

Sorry, it’s true! You HAVE to have good looking friends. In the long run, it will make your life easier in so many ways. For all you people out there who claim to not be superficial, below I have listed several reasons to only hang out with hot people.

a.) You are 90% more likely to get into a club if you have hot people with you rather than rolling in with some beasties.

b.) Other people will think you are way cooler than you actually are because hot people are always surrounding you.

c.) Guys will be more interested in hanging out with you because you have hot friends that their buddies can hit on. If you are going on a first date with someone and you guys are bringing friends along, you don’t want to be the person that brought their ugly friend. Can you say awkward?

2.) Down for the cause

As a girly girl you must always be prepared for the unexpected. With that in mind, you will need friends who are just as adventurous as you are. You need a friend that you can call up and say that you guys have to take 10 shots, immediately hop on some donkeys and ride them to Mexico to hide out for a couple of days. A good friend will be ready to go with her sombrero in hand, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!

3.) Smart

Your friends have to be smart! Maybe even smarter than you so they can teach you things and stop you when you are about to make bad decisions. Besides, dumb is contagious and stupid is something you definitely do not want to be. It’s so not cute.

"I wear glasses so I must be smart!"

So make sure your closest friends have these characteristics or else you will be doomed to a life of loneliness and solitude. Or you will have friends but they will just be lame. Sucks for you!