How to Know If You Are A Hoe or a Housewife

We’ve all heard of the famous quote “You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife”. But the question is, how do we know which one we are?!

There comes a critical point in the life of all women where we all must reflect on our life experiences and figure out exactly what type of person we truly are. The question may haunt you everyday- Am I a hoe or wifey type? And as you may know, the two are VERY different from one another and will NEVER cross the same path. You may be wondering to yourself “Can I be one then convert to the other side?”. The answer is NO my friends! You are either one or the other and will remain so for the rest of your life!

It may be hard to come to a conclusion as to who you are but after deep mediation and soul searching; the answer will inevitably come to you. But for those of you out there who do not wish to invest in such deep thinking, I have listed the traits that make someone either a how or a housewife. May the information below guide you down the right path.

HOES	HOUSEWIFE
Has several baby daddies but no husband	Knows who their baby daddy is
Base their self worth on how many guys want to have sex with them	Base their self worth on how many guys will take them on fancy dinners
Guys are nice to them because they want to have sex with them	Guys are nice to them because they actually respect them
Will sleep with you after giving them one compliment at the club	Will sleep with you after you’ve at least offered to take them on a date
Sleeps with their boyfriend and yours as well	Sleeps with their boyfriend and will only make out with your boyfriend
Goes to college to meet the football players	Goes to college to meet the doctors

Now that you know how to properly categorize yourself, let the truth guide you to a great and happy life. But remember that being one is no better than the other. At the end of the day everyone’s just trying to get laid!