Unfortunately, grotesque human beings walk the streets of this planet everyday. And although I try my best to avoid them, they somehow always mange to find me. These people go about their lives thinking that they are the most amazing people ever. They believe that because they are so amazing, they do not have to be concerned with anyone else around them or how they might be affecting them. Oddly enough, just about everyone thinks they can do this and this causes troubles in society when everyone believes they can do what they want.
And I am here today to help all of us self-absorbed people to be more considerate of the people around us. Below are simple steps that will allow you to appear as if you are a Good Samaritan:
1.) Wear deodorant
There is NOTHING ruder than allowing innocent bystanders to smell your nasty stench from afar. They did not ask to be violated in such a way and they never did anything to you so WHY ARE YOU HARMING THE EARTH?!
I had a horrific encounter with one of the such just the other day. This is truly a traumatic tale so beware! I was working on my inner zen in a yoga class, when a strange and mysterious man suddenly appeared. He put his yoga mat down next to mine and began to practice some basic poses. Along with the poses came a waft that my nostrils had never had to endure before. The instructor kept saying that yoga is all about breathing, but what was I to do in such a situation?! I became weary and almost fainted from the stench but was determined to finish. I came out alive, but others may not be so lucky. So help out the community and slap on some Degree!
And I am here today to help all of us self-absorbed people to be more considerate of the people around us. Below are simple steps that will allow you to appear as if you are a Good Samaritan:
1.) Wear deodorant
There is NOTHING ruder than allowing innocent bystanders to smell your nasty stench from afar. They did not ask to be violated in such a way and they never did anything to you so WHY ARE YOU HARMING THE EARTH?!
I had a horrific encounter with one of the such just the other day. This is truly a traumatic tale so beware! I was working on my inner zen in a yoga class, when a strange and mysterious man suddenly appeared. He put his yoga mat down next to mine and began to practice some basic poses. Along with the poses came a waft that my nostrils had never had to endure before. The instructor kept saying that yoga is all about breathing, but what was I to do in such a situation?! I became weary and almost fainted from the stench but was determined to finish. I came out alive, but others may not be so lucky. So help out the community and slap on some Degree!
2.) Don’t snore!
Not only is this the most annoying sound ever known to mankind, but it is also very disruptive. So if you are planning on having a little sleepover with a special someone, don’t do it!
You may say, “snoring is uncontrollable, how on earth do I stop myself from doing it?” And my response to you is that I have no idea how you stop yourself from snoring, all I know is you must do anything and everything in your power to keep that awful sound from escaping your mouth! It is gross and highly unattractive, so work it out!
Hopefully these tips will allow us all to live our lives in peace and not have to encounter ghastly odors or hear tumultuous sounds. So get out there and do your part to make the world a better place!
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