How to Bore People with Your Conversation

There is nothing worse than indulging in a conversation in which you did not want to partake in from the beginning. It is ridiculous how many people think what their saying is actually captivating and that other people want to listen. So please be considerate of others and only talk about things that are indeed amusing. Below are topics that people often discuss but are not actually appealing in any way.

1.) Your Boyfriend

I prepared a census report and in my polling I discovered that the amount of people that care about your inane stories is approximately zero.

No one cares that your boyfriend has a puppy or a goldfish or a pen. So only mention him when you have something important to say.

Examples of boyfriend related things that are important to mention:

1.) He said I love you for the first time
2.) You guys are moving in together
3.) You guys broke up
4.) He did something really sweet for you
5.) He proposed

 2.) How many calories you ate today

Calorie counting rarely makes for riveting conversation. Furthermore, if you talk about calories it will make you seem insecure. I think we all know that insecure is out of fashion and so not cute.

 

3.) Your stress level

Every person in this world  is stressed out for one reason or another so talking about it is only going to make the people around you remember how stressed they are as well. Then everyone involved in the conversation will have worked them selves up into a stress whirlwind and no one will be happy.

So get out there and talk to people about things that they actually want to hear about. This is just one simple step you can take to make the world a better place.