How to Get Out of a Ticket

Every once in a while it is inevitable that you will have a run in with law. This could be the slightest little action, such as getting a parking ticket or simply bumping into a police officer in line at the grocery store. What's important is how you react to these situations once you are in them. You need to find a way to wriggle yourself out of these tight spots and come out looking clean and pristine! :)

Below please find the necessary steps to take when your time to face the law comes.

1.) Act as if you have absolutely no idea why you could have gotten pulled over.

Examples:

- "WHAT? I had no idea I was going a hundred miles an hour?! I thought I was driving so slow.
- "My tail light is out? No way!"
- "This is a stolen vehicle? I am astounded!"

Even if you may know exactly what you were doing wrong, never admit it! Sometimes you have to play dumb because everyone doesn't always need to know every little detail of your life!


2.) Give him those puppy dog eyes.

Use your eyes to tell a story. Make yourself look as if you are as innocent as a lamb and make sure he believes it.

Side note: *A good way to get this look is if you get that subtle glaze over your eyes that comes before you are about to cry.

3.) Compliment him on doing such a good job at protecting the community.

Make him believe that you trust in the justice system that he has preserved for us.

ex: "Thank you for pulling me over because you have now made me a safer driver because of it sir"

It does not matter if you actually believe anything you are saying, as long as you get the words out of your mouth. These are the words that will get you off with a warning rather than a ticket. I'm trying to save you money here! So next time you feel like you may be in a jam, remember these steps and I guarantee that you will not receive that ticket that you probably deserved. :)