How to Know if You're Drunk

There is a fine line between tipsy and completely hammered. Often times we are not aware of which category we may fit in. You may think that you are so sober you could take a math test and pass with flying colors, when in fact you can barely pronounce your own name. It is a difficult threshold to pass but I am here to help you understand the difference!


1.) You create magical situations in your head

Hypothetical Situation:

Say you are at a party and you meet a pair of twins. Later in the night you coincidentally meet another pair of twins. You spend the rest of the evening working your hardest to bring all four people together because you are convinced that if the four of them unite it will release some type of twin power rangers power into the universe. And because you brought the forces together, you will get some type of power commission and have powers yourself!

 PS: It does not actually work once you have finally united the twins. :(

2.) You truly believe that you are in High School Musical.

Everyone always says "musicals are so unrealistic, no one ever actually breaks into song". I am here to tell you that this is false! Musical numbers are REAL!

A simple phrase can set it off.

ex: "That sucks that we couldn't get into the club tonight because it was so crowded, I wanted to be part of that world"

And BOOM you and your friends mermaid princesses thousands of feet under the ocean and your just want to live on land. . .you want to be part of that world. Your Sea King father is stifling you and just doesn't understand.

FYI- The Little Mermaid was a very impactful film on my generation!

So be weary of these signs next time you think you are sober because you are in fact, schwasted.