How to Be Athletic

You may be asking yourself right now “What could a girly girl possibly be able to teach me about being athletic?”. Well my friend, being athletic does not mean that you do sprints everyday and are team captain of the football team, it means that you know how to play the game! This is an important skill to have or you will get stampeded over by people in better shape than you!

In order to play the game it is imperative that a girl always have a team of guys. If you have a few more that is even more amazing because you can bench the players of your team that are being assholes. Your roster should read as follows:

1.) The hot guy

2.) The guy who constantly compliments with you and gives you an ego boost

3.) The hook up buddy

4.) The guy that takes you out to dinner

5.) The smart guy who can actual give you advice about your life

It is essential that you have all five in order to have a successful team because if you put all your hopes and dreams into one guys who will be vastly disappointed. When your star player starts busting out his douche moves you will be happy that you have back up plan and can call on the person next person in line. Often times, us girly girls become too interested in just one of the guys, usually the hot guy, but be aware that this one is the most douchey of them all.

After all girls, even Kobe Bryant needed the rest of the Lakers in the game to win the finals. A one man team just won’t get you far in life.