How to Make Your Great Escape

Even as a girly girl, it is possible to get ourselves into some sticky situations with no understanding of how we got there. These sticky situations often present themselves after an evening of heavy drinking, which make s everything seem like a good idea!

Maybe you met a hot guy at the trendy club you were at and decided it would be a great idea to go back to his place for the “after party” and hang out. In essence, this sounds like a blast! But what will happen is you will arrive at your destination and will quickly sober up at the realization that you are in an apartment in a foreign place with a guy that you don’t even know at all!

At this point your drunken brain will begin to spaz out and paranoia will kick in. Every worst case scenario will pass through your head until you eventually have an epiphany and say to yourself “I NEED TO THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!” But how do you coyly slip out without making a big scene? After all, you have only been at his house 2 minutes; it would be rude to leave so quickly.

No need to panic my dear! Leaving this foreign location is actually quite simple. I have listed the steps below:

1.) Take note of your exits

Examine your environment thoroughly so you are aware of every place you could possibly slip out of including doors, windows and doggy doors. 

2.) Compliment him

You want him to feel comfortable and think you like him so that he will not suspect that you are plotting to take flight. Tell him how smart, sexy and gifted he his. You might even want to throw in a compliment about his dance moves at the club!

3.) Complain about something

Complain about an aspect of your environment that he can fix.

For example: If you tell him it’s hot, he can turn on the air conditioner. OR If you tell him you are thirsty he can go to the kitchen to get you a glass of water.

4.) Make a run for it!

While he has slipped away to the kitchen to get you your water, you grab your purse and the little dignity you have left and get to your designated exit ASAP! He will never know what happened!

And there you have it! You are now free as a bird to fly free! If only you could find a cab to get you back to your house now! Although you were able to escape, I recommend that you text him the next day with some kind words so he doesn’t feel rejected. After all, you don’t want him to think you’re completely crazy and you might want to go out with him later.