The downfall of being an extraordinary girly girl includes the fact that you then must find an extraordinary manly man to share your throne with. He has to be absolutely amazing and damn near perfect if he thinks he has a chance with you. Many say that this means you are too picky. But what is the alternative to this? That you date any random guy that so happens to cross your path? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
There is nothing wrong with being persnickety in choosing who you will associate with. In fact, this is a sign that you respect yourself because you will only surround yourself with people who are as amazing as you are. So I say set as many crazy standards as you can for your potential guy and if he can’t live up to your standards set him free because he does not deserve you.
In hopes to help you with your list, I have listed my requirements to date a guy:
1.) He respects me
2.) He is smarter than me
3.) He is better looking than me
4.) He has a better job than me
5.) He is at least 6’3
6.) He does not wear sandals
7.) He is an athlete (not just any athlete, he needs to be the best at his sport. It is not acceptable to date 2nd string athletes)
8.) He is clean cut (this means no beards!)
9.) He is relatively fashionable
10.) He is related to royalty.
In retrospect, this is a rather short and simple list that should be easy to obtain, no? Or maybe there just aren’t as many fish in the sea as people claim there are. Either way, I am not lowering my standards so this means someone better be man enough to step up to the plate. And you shouldn’t settle for less either!
Exactly my point! Now stop forcing me to make out with random losers off the street!
ReplyDeleteyes!! especially the 6'3" part...i'm not bringing any more midgets into this world!
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