How to Guilt Trip People

An essential aptitude to possess in life is that of having a power over someone and being able to hold it over there head. This is a very dynamic trait that will allow you to make people do whatever you want them to do. It's almost as if you have super powers that allow you to get inside people's heads and manipulate them into doing exactly what you say! What fun!

Below I have provided steps that will grant you the power to guilt people into doing what they are supposed to do. :)

1.) Remind your victim of something you have done for them.

This will make the person aware of how selfless you are and make them believe that you would do the same for them.

ex: Do you remember when we went out to eat that time and I went to grab silverware for myself and you asked me if I could get yours for you as well? I went out of my way to grab that extra fork because that is the type of friend I am!

2.) Exaggerate the importance of your request.

ex: If you don't come with me to this party I will die! Not going to this party will turn me into an anti social human being and will cause me to die of loneliness!

 3.) Nonchalantly dismiss the subject while sprinkling in specs of guilt.

ex: Don't worry about coming with me to the party, it doesn't matter if this is the most important thing in my life and I will be depressed forever if I can't go. No big deal.

This last step is key in activating the guilt within your friend. Give them about 15 seconds to let the guilt seep in and they will eventually relinquish any will power they have.

*And always remember to throw in a nice smile with your request so that your friend will believe you are an angelic soul and you deserve to be obeyed. :)

And there you have it! I must warn you though that controlling people is a great ability to have. Always remember that with great power comes great responsibility so use your powers wisely!

And there you have it. I must warn you though that controlling people is a great ability to have. So remember that with great power comes great responsibility and use your powers wisely!