How to Invade Someone's Personal Space

Some girly girls are like cuddly puppies who love to give hugs and be affectionate. NOT I! I would say I am more of a porcupine than a cuddly puppy. I like to have my own bubble that no one will dare infiltrate! Below are methods to implement if you would like to make someone feel uncomfortable by entering their personal bubble!


1.) Sneaking up on someone and covering their eyes while saying "guess who?"

The only surprise in this game is why your hands are on my face! Stop it!

 2.) The European double kiss

There are few things that will irk me more than a random guy who I don't know kissing me on the cheek. It is incredibly invasive and in case no one realized, we are not in Europe! Only then would this "affection" be acceptable.

 These rules mainly apply to new acquaintances who think they are closer to you than they actually are. Don't get me wrong here, these little signs of affection could be great fun if they are coming from a gorgeous guy. But if you aren't hot, the moral of the story is KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!