How to Treat People You Hate

Ever so often, I will come across a person that I absolutely cannot stand. For some reason or another they have made my shit list in life. And once on this list, it is rather hard to get off of it. It will take a lot of sucking up and flattery to win me over again. Maybe this person disagreed with my opinion on something or doesn't like Taylor Swift, but whatever your reason is, it is important to know how to interact with the people you can't stand.

I hope the steps below will enlighten you on the process of dealing with the recipient of your animosity.


1.) Greet them with a very sweet nickname

ex: Hey hun!
ex: Hey doll!
ex: Hey girly!

You do not want this person to know you hate them so it is better to sugarcoat your hatred with kind words. They hear you saying "Hi sweetheart!" when the undertones of your sentence are saying "Hey Bitch!"

2.) Give them a back handed compliment.

This will serve you with entertainment because they will not realize you are mocking them but your friends will. This will make you feel good about yourself because you will be making everyone else aware of how stupid they are for not reading your underlying messages.

ex: I love your new highlights! They are so streaky!

3.) Make sure to emphasize your joy of seeing them.

ex: It is so nice to see you!
ex: I miss you!

Some people may refer to these steps as being fake, but essentially it is  the only way to deal with someone you dislike because you never know when you will need to call in a favor to someone. And it is much easier to get something out of someone if they think you actually like them. Even if it's someone you hate, you have to pretend to get along with them because if they knew you didn't like them a battle may ensue. Fighting dramatic battles is always a waste of energy and also does not make you look cute. So remember guys, keep your friends close but your enemies closer!