How to Call Someone Out

But seriously though . . .

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE BEEZIES THAT LOVE TO PLAGIARIZE MY BLOG

Dear what's her face,

I know life is about being lazy and all but come on, you’re making yourselves look so pathetic. Blogs are supposed to be for fun and maybe have a little integrity to them . . . or not according to you. Whatever.

I am very aware of the multiple times you have taken my posts, rewritten them and tried to convince others that the idea originated from your own head.

While I am flattered that you think so fondly of me, blogging would be a much more enjoyable experience if you would rise to the occasion and write your own work. I know that after a while it gets difficult to think of new material but come on. Be a little creative. How can anyone respect someone who isn’t intelligent enough to come up with their own material?

Since I have an inclination that you are subhuman and lack intelligence. I have provided the definition of plagiarism below so we can be clear on what you should not do in the future. K?

pla·gia·rism

noun \ˈplā-jə-ˌri-zəm also -jē-ə-\

The wrongful appropriation" and "stealing and publication" of another author's "language, thoughts, ideas, or expressions" and the representation of them as one's own original work.

-Merriam Webster Dictionary

Kindly note how I referenced my source material. You should have probably learned about this in college.

I hope this brief English lesson has enlightened you. Now take the information I have taught you and step your game up! And with this, comes a challenge! I challenge you to write a completely original and engaging article that has not originated from my head.

I hope this ends here and we can move forward in a peaceful and amicable manner. I love your blog and find it hilarious. You can go back to writing your own stuff and maybe one day we can be friends. Okay okay, how about frenemies at least?

This is the last time I will speak on this subject. You can go shave your back now.

Xoxo

Girly Girl

Not to be a bitch, but to be a bitch.