How To Be Poor

Just today as I was spending $20 on a measly salad for lunch instead of being responsible and bringing something from home, I thought to myself. . .WHO DO I THINK I AM?

My salary is definitely less than glamorous (that's an understatement) and yet I like to spend money like I'm big ballin shot callin. When in fact, I am not. It's like I think I'm Halle Berry or something. Let me take you through some of my expenses in the past few days.

Purchase 1- $100- Lush Products (in case you don't know what Lush is, it is a store that sells luxurious hand made soaps and lotions)

Why do I need so much soap?!

Purchase 2- $150 thigh high boots

This is especially ridiculous since the thigh high boots are just about out of style!

I know this is insane, and I am ashamed of myself (but looking really good in the shoes while being ashamed) :)

 Purchase 3- $160 on a gym membership

I think I must just enjoy the feeling of swiping my card. It is a problem.

I have managed to spend a lot of money on frivolous items, while at the same time managing to not pay on actual important things such as my student loans. This, is truly a skill!