How to Make Everyone Aware of Your Insecurities

 

Everyone has traits about them that they wish they could changed, the trick is to not make everyone else aware of your self loathing state. It is better to keep these thoughts to yourself instead of broadcasting them to the entire world. These signals will alert you that someone should be walking around with a sign on their forehead that says I HAVE ISSUES!

Signal 1

They say the words "my boyfriend" in every other sentence.

We get it! You want everyone to know that someone actually consented to be in a relationship with you. Someone actually likes you. If they are actually comfortable with their relationship they will call the person by their actual name.

Signal 2

They constantly put themselves down when they know that they don't actually believe it.

Ex: "I look so fat in this outfit!"

They are not saying this because they actually believe they are fat. They are saying this because they want you to respond  "No way, you look even skinnier than usual tonight!"

And as a good friend should, you will lie and actually say this sentence. :)

The point is, everyone has insecurities but we need to rock them and make it seem like it's the fashionable thing to do.