In the spirit of Halloween, I think that it is vital for everyone to understand the proper procedures that must take place to ensure your Halloween festivities meet all your expectations. I hope these steps help you on your path to Halloween enlightenment.
1.) Wear a slutty costume
I always hear people complaining that girls use this holiday as an excuse to run around naked. This is just not true! Below i have provided a little story to provide further understanding of why people bust out their skank fits on this particular day.
THE STORY OF HALLOWEEN:
Not many people know this, but there was a beloved saint named Halloween. She was the sweetest most charitable woman of her time. She would give you the shirt off her back if you wanted it. Although Halloween was such a beautiful soul, she loved to dress in very promiscuous and revealing clothing. She would gallivant around town doing her good deeds in differently themed lingerie outfits. Sometimes she would dress up a school girl and other times she might be a fairy princess.
After she passed away, her town wanted to honor her memory and keep her giving spirit alive so they created the holiday, Halloween. Since then it became tradition to dress in this manner for this holiday. On this most sacred of days, everyone dresses up in their skankiest outfits to remember the beauty and kindness Halloween brought to this world.
2.) Actually, wearing a slutty costume is the only requirement for Halloween now that I think about it.
Now get out there and celebrate Saint Halloween with the utmost of honor so that her death was not in vain.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!
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Well now I don't feel so bad!
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