How to Cure A Hangover

When I was a sorority girl back in  the day, I quickly learned the importance of nursing a hangover as quickly as possible. Especially when you have a midterm the next day. In order to keep yourself from feeling like death, all you have to do is HESS. This acronym will allow you to go from looking like this,

To looking and feeling like this!

with the jolly hop and all!

H ydrate
E gg
S hower
S moke

Drink water, eat an egg, shower and smoke. Pretty self explanatory.  Don't ask me why it works, just be happy I solved one of life's difficult mysteries for you. :)