It is visually offensive to encounter people walking down the street who have not mastered the basic skill of being able to put themselves together. People should know how to get dressed and enter society properly. I have listed some fashion atrocities I have seen that have disturbed me to my very soul. It was like Medusa, just looking at these Faux Pas and I turned to stone. The very essence of my being was obtrusively taken from me! Hopefully this list will help us all to avoid these mistakes and live a happy life.
1.) Curly hair with straightened bangs
Do NOT do this! Your hair should either be completely straight or completely curly. This is a case where the best of both worlds does not apply. You will look confused because you couldn't choose between wearing your hair straight or curly. Make a decision and stick to it!
2.) Wearing tights with open toed shoes.
NO. This is not acceptable. It is a conflict of interest to wear tights to keep you warm then wear open toed shoes over it like it's summer or something. Tights and sandals are contradictory item. Get it together!
3.) Camel Toe pants
Wearing pants that give you a camel toe will indicate to the people around you that your pant are a size to small for you but you are in denial and refuse to buy another pair. Take my word for it, SPRING FOR THE NEXT SIZE!
Now let's all do our part in society to make this world a happy and beautiful place by following these guidelines. I will do my part because I am an environmentalist and want to make the world a better place. No need to thank me, that's just the type of person I am.
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