How to Permanently Traumatize A Person

Last night I had a very traumatic experience occur. It was an ordinary evening, I arrived home and prepared to take a shower. Right away I could tell that something was awry because I could feel that the Feng Shui of the room was off.

As I slowly approached the shower, I encountered my Lush body scrub scattered across the tub!!!! This may not strike you as a big deal unless you are aware that Lush body scrub is like the Louis Vuitton of shower products. I use this product very sparingly because I realize that each helping of it is worth an amount of money! Whoever had used the product had used the product very freely, as if it was some Dove soap or something!

After a thorough investigation, I discovered that it had been none other than my roommate's boyfriend who had used it!

At first I was horrified!

This feeling soon turned into grief for my loss.

And eventually into anger.

(and yes, I actually did morph from an ostrich into a toddler, back into an ostrich!)

I then decided to calm down and never speak of the matter again. I decided to hold these emotions in and forever hold my peace. For more information on how I coped with this matter, refer to my previous blog "How to Properly Hold a Grudge".