How to Properly Hold A Grudge

An important aptitude to gain in life is that of holding a grudge that lasts till the end of time. Some people like to let go and forgive people for the wrongs that the person has done to them, but it is so much more entertaining to let it last FOREVER!!!!

These steps will explain how to implement the grudge:

1.) The initial act of atrocity occurs

It is essential to make a note of exactly how you feel when the person originally offends you. You must take these feelings and store them into your long term memory.

2.) Be unwavering towards the concept of forgiveness

This is where the softies begin to show themselves! The offender may try to ask for your forgiveness or say they made a mistake. But under no circumstances can you allow anything they say to effect you. You must stick to your original plan to hate them for the rest of your life.

3.) Allow an excessively long period of time to pass

After about 5-7 years come back to your good old grudge and make sure that you feel just as strongly about your dislike as you did in step 1.

This is important! Your hatred can not decrease in the slightest. If anything, it must grow stronger.

And there it is, how to hate someone forever! Can't you feel the love in the air?!