How to Detect Dealbreakers

As Girly Girls, we often will put up with a lot of crap from the guys we date. But here are a few signs that you should stop mid sentence of your conversation and kindly head in the opposite direction.

Dealbreaker #1

He is smoking a cigarette. This isn't a problem because it causes cancer, the bigger issue is that it causes ageing. Why would you want to date someone that looks like they could be your dad. . .EWW. Also, you will end up smelling like an ash tray yourself and that is just not cute.

Dealbreaker #2

If he's dumb as rocks, just keep walking. An easy way to discover this is via texting. If he says to you "I wish u were hear". This is not a typo, this means he probably does not know the difference between here and hear. Therefore, his grammar skills are at the level of a second grader. Raise your standards!

Dealbreaker # 3

If he is wearing Crocs. These shoes are just ugly. Enough said.

(I am aware the cat doesn't go with the monkeys but, there simply aren't any monkeys out there wearing Crocs!)

I digress. . .
If you come across a guy that has one or more of these traits, please refer to my previous post on the "LA FLAKE".