How to Carry Out Proper Facebook Etiquette

With "The Social Network" doing so well, I thought I should discuss proper Facebook mannerisms and how to not look like a complete idiot. Below are my tips for looking good on Facebook.

1.) DO NOT post emo statuses on your profile.

ex: I should have never trusted you, you broke my heart. (yes, this is an actual quote I've seen)

When you do this, not only do you look dumb and weak, the person who you are addressing this comment to is now aware that you are a stage 5 clinger.

2.) DO NOT facebook stalk your ex.

I will guarantee you that 10 out of 10 times, nothing good will come of it. What are you expecting to come of this? That his status will read,

"I still love you and my life is miserable without you. I am definitely have not been sleeping with other people since our break up!"

This is just not going to happen and you will be the only one hurt from it.

3.) DO NOT put slutty pictures up of yourself.

Just leave a little bit to the imagination. Even if you like being slutty, you don't have to let everyone know right away. Let them figure it out. Do you think that Hugh Hefner is going to see your pictures and ask you to be a playboy bunny or something? Probably not!

And I want YOU to stop embarrassing yourself on facebook!

I hope this was helpful, God Speed!