The phrase "there is a thin line between love and hate" has been said many times before, but I think this hate side of things needs to be evaluated a bit deeper. We have all had people in our life that we have despised more that we thought was humanly possible. But did you ever take the time to think maybe, just maybe, your complete malice might be stemmed in absolute passionate love?
After all, I still remember my 6th grade crush. I HATED him. I wanted his head served to me on a silver platter but by the 7th grade we were officially in a relationship for a whole week!
I have provided steps for how to reunite with your arch foe and make the sparks fly!
1.) Have an awkward/ traumatizing encounter with each other that will make you both utterly embarrassed to even see each other's face again.
2.) Randomly run into him and be utterly embarrassed because of your previous encounter.
3.) Brood over the fact that you hate him so much because of your embarrassing moment together.
4.) Hate him to the point that you cannot stand the thought of him being on the same planet as you.
5.) Once your hatred has exceeded all possible levels of emotion, drunk dial him.
6.) Reunite for a night of passion and return to hating each other after the fact.
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