How to Use Your Birthday as a Weapon

Your birthday is the only day out of all 365 days of the year that you are allowed to act like a complete douchebag and get away with it without any repercussions. You can throw a full out tantrum and your friends can't say anything to you because it's your birthday! So I say you should abuse your position of power and take full advantage of this situation.

Below find details on how to be completely obnoxious on your birthday:


1.) Pick a location for your birthday evening that your friends would never go with you otherwise.

2.) Make outrageous demands on what people must do to attend your party.

Ex: You must only wear the colors black and red to my party.

3.) Guilt people into feeling like they are the worst person ever if they deviate in the slightest from your birthday plan.

Ex: I cannot believe you would show up five minutes late to my party! Do you just not care at all about my life on my day of birth?!

And there you have it! Now go take advantage of all you can get away with on this most special of days!