If you are anything like me, you have had your bouts with hypochondria and often believe the world could be caving in on you at any moment. The slightest dilemma can wreak complete havoc on your world and shake the very foundation of your belief system. You exert tons of energy into your emotional meltdown and damn near lose your mind only to discover that nothing was ever wrong in the first place.
Then you feel ridiculous for getting so worked up to begin with until your next round of paranoia sinks in and you repeat the process all over again! If you are as neurotic as I am, I recommend that you stay as far away from Web MD as possible! In the last couple of days I have had several stints with paranoia and have listed some of my struggles for your personal knowledge.
1.) Soreness from running = I HAVE DISLOCATED MY HIP!!!!!
2.) Sunspot on my back = I HAVE SKIN CANCER!!!!!
3.) I'm still hungry even though I just ate = I HAVE DIABETES!!!!!!!!!!!
4.) Watching a Scary movie = A PSYCHO SERIAL KILLER IS GOING TO POP OUT OF MY CLOSET AT ANY MOMENT!!!!!
5.) Earthquake = THE DEVIL IS COMING FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!
As someone who once went to the doctors 3 times in one month only to find out that I was perfectly healthy, I can assure you that 9 out of 10 times nothing is wrong with you! So chill out, stop over thinking things and just live your life like a normal person! This is probably advice I should take myself :) And now I'm paranoid that you are judging me for being such a psycho! :)
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