How to get over a Break Up

We've all been through it before. That is why have created the perfect equation to get over your guys swiftly and promptly.

You will go from this:



To this, in no time at all!

1.) Start working out a lot (this will distract you from the pain while also making you look very hot)

2.) Do not listen to emo music. Only listen to Britney Spears it will out you in a poppy mood and make you feel hot.

3.) Pump up your ego beyond belief until you believe that you are the most amazing person that ever stepped foot on the planet. And at this level of true greatness, you should only date people who are at least at that same level.

4.) Drink and smoke heavily until you've numbed the pain away. Basically. . .party your ass off!

5.) Find yourself a new hottie.

DISCLAIMER: I would not trust my own advice, so don't go out and drink to the point that you wake up in a ditch and blame me for it. :)