Friends are a very essential part of life and we need our close friends around us to keep us grounded. These people are the ones who will always be there for you when you have a problem and will give you full support. The question is, how do we find such great people to make our friends. Well it is actually quite easy.
The steps are as follows:
1.) Compliment your prospective friend on their appearance or an item of clothing.
2.) Find the attractive person that you want to make your friend and together pick a person to have a mutual hatred for.
3.) Talk shit about your chosen victim with your new friend every chance you get. Make fun of the person and create some inside jokes about them.
*this is truly the most important step because making fun of another person is truly a bonding experience.
4.) Once the two of you have tired of your victim, pick someone else and to mock repeat the process.
Some of you may say to me, "Girly Girl, it's so mean to talk about people behind their back. How can you do this?!" Well I say that a mutual dislike for another person is the foundation for all relationships. So get out there and go meet your best friends!
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