How To Not Get Pregnant

If there is one thing you should know about me, it is that I am for some reason in love with the show Teen Mom. Let me make it clear, I am strongly against teen pregnancy (as I assume everyone probably is). But something about the mixture of teen angst and sheer stupidity makes for quality entertainment.

Any girly girl should know better than to get knocked by some scrubalicious guy. So to power in this message, below is a picture of one of our beloved teen mom's baby daddy's, Gary. If this isn't birth control I don't know what is.



Side note: Gary seriously has a heart of gold on the show. I felt you must know because I felt a little bad talking about him.