How to Blackout

In order to be a proper party girl, one must acquire the skill of blacking out while partying. You must not remember any details of the previous evening except for what you were wearing.

Below please find the steps you must take for this black out to occur.


1.) Do not eat during the day that you plan on drinking

If your stomach is empty the liquor will absorb into your system much faster and get you wasted ASAP. Another benefit of having an empty stomach is that it will take less alcohol to get you drunk and you won't be taking in as many empty calories. :)

2.) Play "catch up" with your friends

If you arrive at a location and your friends have already been drinking, it is natural that you will want to get on the same level as them and drink a lot in a shorter amount of time.

WARNING: When playing catch up, you will somehow always end up not only at the same level of drunkenness as your friends, but surpass them by a long shot.

 3.) Only take shots.

Mixed drinks are for sissies. Plus, cheersing with your friends before the shot always boosts the comradery of the group.

 4.) Wake up the following morning in an unknown location with absolutely no recollection of the previous night's events.

It will make for fun times, piecing the whole night back together again.

These steps will provide you with an amazing evening.

Side note: If you wake up the next morning feeling disgusting, please refer to my post titled "How to Cure a Hangover" and you will be good as new and ready to do it all over again the next night!