People are often deceived into believing that french guys are regular people. But you heard it here first, FRENCH GUYS ARE SUPER HUMAN! They have the power to make you fall in love with them with a simple stroke of your hair. And the way that sexy language rolls off their tongue will have your clothes flying off before you even realize where you are.
They often use their powers for evil purposes and will have you thinking that you are the most spectacular woman in the world because he is so passionate with you. The passionate romance is a french thing, it's not you!
Although their Frenchness will entrance you with its alluring charm, I am warning you against dating him because this is a game you will lose! This isn't Monopoly here, it's serious business!
If you decide to go against my warning, I will give you one tip. The French Man's cryptonite is with holding sex. Bonne Chance!
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Haha! Amazing! But alas the french man's powers are too strong, one usually needs to experience it first hand before heeding this advice.
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