How to Inflict Pain Upon Yourself

A wise man, I believe it was Aristotle, once uttered the phrase "beauty is pain". There has never been a truer statement known to man. Us girly girls must endure the toils of emotional and physical pain in order to come out looking pristine and proper. All the pain is worth it though when you come out looking like a hot mama jamma!

Below are some of the struggles that women must endure but are totally worth it.

1.) Wearing heels

Very painful but for some reason the higher they are the hotter you look! I can't help but give myself an extra glance in the mirror when I have heels on and say to myself "Damn, girly girl, you're lookin good!"

 

2.) Waxing

Yes it hurts but this is the only way to remove hair. Plucking with tweezers does not leave a clean after look. And do you really want to look messy? We've discussed this before. . .the answer is no!

 3.) Ear Piercing

It hurts but it adds just the right amount of jazziness to your appearance. Let me emphasize that I mean just ears here! It is not cute to have 500 piercings all over the place. Your guy isn't trying to date Marilyn Manson!

Some of the more feminist girly girls may say to me "Girly Girl, I will not do any of those things because I'm not gonna conform to images that a man expects me to live up to" (imagine this being said with a neck roll). My response to this is to think of your fellow women then! I know that I for certain don't want to see a messy lady wandering the mean streets! It's just not easy on the eyes.

 So ladies, deal with the pain and SUCK IT UP so you can walk down the streets looking like a super model!